Mami ya tiene 33 años

Hitting the vodka at Swedish-style birthday bash

Snap happy

Having a lovely Karen Sandwich

Showing Gran and Gramps around the Botanical Gardens

Keeping Gran away from her tortilla and cider combo

Making sure I'm the only one who gets any grub....

Nine months on...

Flying high with Daddy














Enthralling Aunty B with tales of Bod versus Teletubbies preferences















Getting the Victoria Beckham look














Cruising around in my lickle van

Easter bunnies

Yummy mummies hit the town












Didn't feel so clever the next morning....














Hey dudes!














Botanical gardens in bloom













McPaynes In The House

April Fool

Getting the once over from Uncle Kev and Aunty Sal

Lovin' the installations at the Reina Sofía

Explaining the technicalities of camera phone operation to Uncle K

Hanging on for dear life

No, it's no good, I'm zonked...

Getting the loveliest goodbye cuddle from Aunty S

Spring Has Sprung

Enjoying the sunshine 'round Mulenga and Christophs'....

Telling Aunty M all about his adventures

Lickle Lady Amaya holds court

Having a "who's got the blondest hair?" contest with Uncle C

Daddy's Day

¡Feliz Día del Padre!

(Wearing my Canaries pjs just for him)

What I made for Daddy at school

Amor por Almería - Part Two

Going loco down in Mojácar

Sleepy family shot

Perusing the local property papers

Birthday Boy gets a big hug

Hmm it's got a full body with some woody undertones....

Amor Por Almería - Part One

Eeee this is the life....

Happy as a pig in the proverbial

Hope Daddy's not thinking what I think he's thinking....

Oh no - he is!

Phew - back on dry land!

Basket case

Hello peeps!

Keeping an eye on things

Samourai-baby in lethal mode....

¡Carnival!

Not sure if we're going for la vaca or el toro look here.....













.....either way it's pure humiliation....











Well at least I escaped the green tights mortification















Not sure if I'm liking Vanessa's cambio de look


















And while we're on the subject of partying.... BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out to International Girlfriend Lady Lua!

My Funny Valentine

Ok, let's see how fast this baby can go....














Supervising the washing-up

















On smokin' form while romancing the ladies












Just need a matching knitted handbag to complete the co-ordinating bo-ho wardrobe

Seven Month Itch

Suppose I better start thinking about getting up...









Always time for a quick cuddle with me old Ma














Well, Mrs Strange Square Cow, we have ways of making you speak....

















Getting in training for the Bolshoi Ballet